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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2015 3:56:08 GMT
 This is Dong Dong incase you were wondering.
So our story begins in a bus headed to the town of (nonamehasbeenthoughtupyetsobarewithmeuntilsaidnameisselectedweshallbeusingthisnameasaplaceholderok). All the way in the back Dong Dong has exited the bathroom leaving behind a smell that can only be described as "nuclear." He proceeds towards the front of the bus and comes across a few others waiting patiently to arrive at (nonamehasbeenthoughtupyetsobarewithmeuntilsaidnameisselectedweshallbeusingthisnameasaplaceholderok). In a loud and unnecessary tone, Dong Dong greets the other passengers. |
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Post by SeizedChief on Dec 31, 2015 1:34:26 GMT
 This is Moon Moon. "HI! HI! HI!" Moon Moon shouts at Dong Dong, eager to greet the newcomer. He takes a moment to sniff the air and immediately regrets it. He lets rip a loud fart, as if trying to challenge Dong Dong's dominance. |
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Post by Tenshi on Mar 3, 2016 10:38:02 GMT
Chamo let out a sigh as he watched the landscape pass bye before he heard a loud voice followed bye loud fart of all things he quickly opens the window to hopefully get rid of some of the smell "maybe taking the bus was not the smartest choice after all"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2016 23:45:11 GMT
"Interesting fart but that dump was something powerful." Dong Dong stands around with a curious look on his face until he spots another passenger on the bus. Dong Dong slowly approaches the animal and says "You there by the window could I use you to wipe my ass or rather may I use you to wipe my ass I promise it will be fast."
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Post by Tenshi on Mar 14, 2016 3:43:12 GMT
Chamo gave the gorilla a look that just screamed what the fuck "how about no"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2016 13:59:00 GMT
Dong Dong gave a slight chuckle "That's fine I just asked to see if you were one of those types of animals that enjoys that type of thing" he said with a shit eating grin. He then began to look at both of the animals and said "so what do I call both of you gu-" in an instant the bus came to a sudden stop and Dong Dong flew straight to the front and broke through the window. "WE HAVE ARRIVED AT WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS PLACE IS CALLED" screamed the cat bus driver. Dong Dong and the cat began to argue to the point where none of it could be understood. Eventually while the other animals got off the bus Dong Dong and the cat started speaking coherently. "Listen here you fucking pussy I'm not going to do anything to you because that shit I took in your bathroom was so unnecessarily evil that legally it can be classified as a crime scene!" The cat drove off laughing until he realized what Dong Dong had just done while Dong Dong joined the other animals.
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Post by SeizedChief on Mar 18, 2016 19:15:20 GMT
Moon Moon, before getting off the bus decided to piss on the steps at the door, then run outside before the cat could kill him. He had made sure to mark that as his territory, now he owned a bus! He turned and looked at Dong Dong. "CALL ME MOON MOON! MOON MOON! MOOOOOOON MOOOOOOOOON." Moon Moon screamed.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 23:56:37 GMT
Dong Dong walked up to the two and grabbed them by the shoulder. "Well gentleman" he said in a hearty tone, "This is a new chapter in our lives and I think it's only right that we take a second to grasp this in." Before they could all take that second Dong Dong immediately got bored and started jumping towards the town.
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